dear sunday night customer:
hi there. you were such a friendly lady, and we talked pleasantly as you returned 6 shirts with the proper receipt. all shirts were sporting the attached tags, and so i gave you your cash refund. after you left and while preparing to hang them onto the correct clothing racks, i noticed that one of your shirts would not stay on the hanger. upon examining the shirt more closely, i realized that you had taken a pair of scissors and had cut the small front panel from the shirt in order to create a more revealing profile. also, there were makeup stains on either side of this area.
so you altered this cheap cotton shirt in order to create a more risque top?????? good grief.
shocked and puzzled shop girl